Reason #325 Why David Crowder Should Run for President

His Mac Book is cooler than yours... See an excerpt from his blog below. Click the photos to visit it.

David Crowder Writes:
Friday, November 10, 2006
Currently Reading "What Is the What" By Dave Eggers

help. please help.
ok. so i acquired a new laptop. i'm typing on it currently. it arrived in the mail the day prior to our leaving for this leg of the tour. i really should be thrilled about this, but here's the problem - it has been painted bright, fluorescent orange. now, yes, this was something i in fact asked for; although, i can't for the life of me envisage or recollect what i could have been thinking at the time. it is so flipping bright! it is painful to look in its general direction. i say this with no levity. in fact, jack who is sitting across from me just said, "good lord, can you please, please, turn that thing down? i'm squinting. squinting i say! please, for the love!!" and he has a point. my eyes keep drifting from the screen to the bright orange edges framing it. so i am here to beseech thee for help. please. please, help me. i have determined resolutely that what i need are some stickers. send me stickers to cover and mute this vociferous glowing currently projecting from my lap. if you don't feel the urgency of my plea, here: i'm currently in florida. if you reside in say, tennessee, or ohio, or arkansas, simply gaze out your window in a general southeast direction and behold a new luminescence on the horizon - that is me! please, help.
send stickers to:

1701 dutton ave
waco tx 76706

i'll update with a picture of my newly stickered orange computer so you can observe whether or not any of yours proved advantageous. thank you for your kind attention.